Upon this day, a remarkable discovery was made.
Another giant leap for mankind right here.
Neil Armstrong will be proud.
MY STOVE ACTUALLY WORKS.
This comes as a shock to me because before this, I thought NOTHING in my kitchen here worked.
Now I know that not only does the stove work, so does the microwave!
However, I'm forced to heat up my food in a microwave that serves as a sewage tank for lizards and other unimaginable creepy crawlies.
Yes that means it's dirty inside.
Pardon me, I don't mean dirty
Don't worry I cover my food before placing it in the microwave (and at the same time ensuring that I don't touch the droppings of those dreadful little creatures).
Why don't I clean it?
Well would I want to?
BOILED THE FIRST 2 EGGS OF MY LIFE TODAY!
Then i mashed it all up and made myself an egg-mayo sandwich.
And THAT was my dinner :)
The biggest success I've ever had in the kitchen.
How I managed to whip up something edible is incomprehensible.
Can I get a round of applause?
Standing ovation perhaps?
Or you could just smile and pretend to be impressed.